Is 3I/ATLAS A Secret Government Crisis?

The recent discovery of the object labeled "3I/ATLAS" has ignited fervent speculation that it could be evidence of a secret government crisis. Scientists who photographed the blue, glowing object clocked it at over 130,000 miles per hour, making it the fastest ever recorded. In an interview, plasma physicist John Brandenburg, PhD, who predicted its anomalous acceleration, noted that “it’s behaving like Oumuamua,” referencing the earlier interstellar visitor. He added with astonishment that “this one…is going very close to Mars” and that “this looks completely improbable,” especially since “the object is radiating energy like a star.” Brandenburg's startling conclusion—that it “must be artificially powered”—fuels the theory that authorities are covertly grappling with the first confirmed signs of non-human technology within our solar system.